Application: ------------ Okay, for those of us who haven't seen the SMT comics (heathens!), here's the low-down on Weasel Boy. Born to Bruce Vayne (one of the most influential furs in SMT) and his wife Gretchen, Owen Vayne grew up with his adopted brother, Monty, and his adopted sister, Gracie. Eventually, Owen inherited his grandfather's (Ferret Man) vigilante legacy and became Weasel Boy, defender of truth, justice, and stacked babes everywhere! He teamed up with Monty (now known as Mighty Yak) and his grandfather's sidekick, Mongoose Guy, to help save SMT from the clutches of such badguys as Dr. Ghoti, Carrion, and Dark Iguana! While Weasel Boy has no real superpowers, other than his amazing agility, he does have access to many useful things, such as his Weasel Belt (chock full of assorted badguy stopping stuff), the Weasel Grappling Hook, a WeaselMobile, a WeaselCopter, a WeaselCycle, etc. You name it, he's probably got it stored on his person or somewhere in his Weasel Lair underneath Vayne Manor. Weasel Boy only has one true weakness, and its a weakness most hormonal young men have... chessecake, or the promise of it. T&A play havok with our hero's mind on a daily basis. It's only through sheer willpower that he doesn't let it the thoughts of female heroines and villains nearly spilling out of their costumes interefere... (Tiger Lass walks by) with... his heroing... and... stuff... oooo... All in all, Weasel Boy hopes to one day be as great a hero as his grandfather was (minus all the unnecessary carnage), and maybe eventually get lucky with Tiger Lass (although being 'married' to a Valkyrie is kind of putting a kink in that). And so Weasel Boy continues the fight for truth, justice, and well-stacked babes everywhere! RPINFO ... rpinfo for Weasel_Boy ... [ Gender ] Male [ Species ] Weasel [ Brief desc ] A weasel in a green and purple hero's outfit! [ IC skills ] No superpowers, but he has a lot of nifty Weasel gadgets! Plus, he's really acrobatic! He can also identify a naughty magazine at fifty paces, but that's more of a personal hobby... [ OOC skills ] What else? RPing till obscene hours of the night (day?)! Isn't that what really counts? Not sure if there's a life outside that... [ Character Age ] 20 (Too young to buy alcohol, but old enough to buy porn!) [ Affiliation ] The Weasel Crew [ Occupation ] Super Hero [ Battle cry ] Bite me! (Or something equally as witty and catchy!) [ Image URL ] http://www.supermegatopia.com/profiles/weaselboy.htm [ Miscellaneous ] Okay, if you're still clueless about Weasel Boy, you should probably head over to The Brother's Grinn's Supermegatopia website at http://www.supermegatopia.com ... Or you could sniff paint fumes... Description: ------------ It's Weasel Boy! Inheritor to the longest running vigilante legacy from his grandfather, the Ferret Man, Weasel Boy has become one of the many sworn protectors of this great city. He's wearing his traditional purple and green Weasel Boy costume. You know, the one with the purple body armor and mask, offset nicely by the green gloves and toeless boots, not to mention the gold Weasel Utility Belt and that nifty 'wb' symbol on the left side of his chest? Yeah, that's the one. He's also wearing a grin that either says 'I'm a hero and I know it.' or 'I have no clue what the hell is going on here.