Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Dumpster, where we place the stinkiest of character applications that we have denied. Most applications we get are decent to good, at least to the point where we will talk to the players to clarify and improve their application rather than outright denying the app. These, however, are in a class of their own. We've displayed some of them here along with useful commentary that explains why exactly we turned them down. Names and other ID have been removed to protect the guilty. Have a look at these 'gems' and chuckle as you see what NOT to do do when applying for a character... --[ ViewReq ]---------------------------------------------------[ Hyrdofox ]-- Felix Phox was an once an ordinary typical fox-morph until he stumbled into a water-manipulation experiemtal accident causing him to trasnform his DNA into a liquidized state and driving him mad. His personality is criminal, he thinks he can go anywhere with his power. He can transform himself or any one of his body parts into water, he can also manipulate water for his perposes. He as several weaknesses, sense he's mostly water he can only he can be frozen with tempertures exceding freezing tempurtures and he can be vaporized to steam when he is exposed to extreme heat. His goals is several, gain wealth with stolen goods and reclaim a girl that turned him down(in a tp) by any means necessary. ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- a) The backstory is sketchy, and rather lacking. What is a water-manipulation experimental accident? Why was he there? What is his motivation for performing criminal acts? Just 'going mad' is kinda vague and doesn't tell me what he's likely to do in a given situation... b) We're not the Grammar Police, but I don't think it's too much to ask for you to spell your characters' name right(was supposed to be Hydro). ;) --[ ViewReq ]-----------------------------------------------------[ teptep ]-- this character is very strong willed but lacks consintration due to add, his power to be overly cute and anoying and talk you head off, is this even a power who knows it just seem to get under others skins. weaknesses well add comes to mind he seems to be destracted by almost anything and unknowingly forgets what he is doing. history hmmm well long time ago he was walking past a power plant and in some freakish explosion well he became freakishly active and damn is this sounding good starting to think I am missing the point to all this erm well anyways a freakish explosion yeah thats it something to do with a freakish explosion goals well he has non or atleast he can't remember something to do with a telemarketer shudders. well thats about it .end ws ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- --[ ViewReq ]-----------------------------------------------------[ Teptep ]-- once a small grey mouse, now a small grey mouse bent on getting atintion or destroying the world. though he is 6 inches in hight he tends to find ways to get ahold of weapons of mass destruction and will use them though not so well seeing as he can barely hold onto a butter knife. he tends to be easly tricked and is easy to hold down if cought duh. his goal well to get atintion why is this his goal because he was atintion starved as a little mouse and snaped a screw loose somewhere. end l ' ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- I don't think many of you will need help deciphering what's wrong with this one, but for the record, the following problems combine to make this application capable of blinding small dogs and the elderly: 1) No Paragraphs! Breaking one long, long line into several shorter lines makes it easier to read. 2) Lack of capitalization and punctuation. Capital letters and periods mark the beginning and end of sentences, without them we can only guess where they begin and end. 3) It's just plain incoherent... this person wrote the app with nothing particularly in mind from the start. If you don't have anything in mind when you make an application, what you get is gonna be mindless. 4) This person needs to figure out how to use the editor properly. See the end of this document for instructions on that. --[ ViewReq ]---------------------------------------------------[ Charname ]-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- --[ ViewReq ]-------------------------------------------[ M[C[C[Dr. Monkey ]-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- Forget something? --[ ViewReq ]-------------------------------------------[ Captain_Smeghead ]-- During the 1960's jackelope Steve Rimmer was an astronaut who was killed in action when his Kiwi 6 rocket exploded. Little did the space program know that when a mortal dies in space he becomes a hologram and lives the rest of his afterlife with a big "H" on his forehead. His body was buried after at was recovered in a cleanup mission 20 years later which enabled him to walk on the surface of SuperMegaTopia once again, except feeling like he's had a scarlet letter put on him.He is nearly invulnerable, however he can inflict harm if need be. The only problem is he has the strength of an average being and if he tries to inflict harm, harm can be inflicted on him as well. He also didn't get good grades in high school or the space academy, often slipping by with D's. His grades were so low that 1 of his classmates that scored higher then him is now a Phys. Ed. teacher. During the 1960's jackelope Steve Rimmer was an astronaut who was killed in action when his Kiwi 6 rocket exploded. Little did the space program know that when a mortal dies in space he becomes a hologram and lives the rest of his afterlife with a big "H" on his forehead. His body was buried after at was recovered in a cleanup mission 20 years later which enabled him to walk on the surface of SuperMegaTopia once again, except feeling like he's had a scarlet letter put on him.He is nearly invulnerable, however he can inflict harm if need be. The only problem is he has the strength of an average being and if he tries to inflict harm, harm can be inflicted on him as well. He also didn't get good grades in high school or the space academy, often slipping by with D's. His grades were so low that 1 of his classmates that scored higher then him is now a Phys. Ed. teacher. pose During the 1960's jackelope Steve Rimmer was an astronaut who was killed in action when his Kiwi 6 rocket exploded. Little did the space program know that when a mortal dies in space he becomes a hologram and lives the rest of his afterlife with a big "H" on his forehead. His body was buried after at was recovered in a cleanup mission 20 years later which enabled him to walk on the surface of SuperMegaTopia once again, except feeling like he's had a scarlet letter put on him.He is nearly invulnerable, however he can inflict harm if need be. The only problem is he has the strength of an average being and if he tries to inflict harm, harm can be inflicted on him as well. He also didn't get good grades in high school or the space academy, often slipping by with D's. His grades were so low that 1 of his classmates that scored higher then him is now a Phys. Ed. teacher. poses During the 1960's jackelope Steve Rimmer was an astronaut who was killed in action when his Kiwi 6 rocket exploded. Little did the space program know that when a mortal dies in space he becomes a hologram and lives the rest of his afterlife with a big "H" on his forehead. His body was buried after at was recovered in a cleanup mission 20 years later which enabled him to walk on the surface of SuperMegaTopia once again, except feeling like he's had a scarlet letter put on him.He is nearly invulnerable, however he can inflict harm if need be. The only problem is he has the strength of an average being and if he tries to inflict harm, harm can be inflicted on him as well. He also didn't get good grades in high school or the space academy, often slipping by with D's. His grades were so low that 1 of his classmates that scored higher then him is now a Phys. Ed. teacher. ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- 1) This person, not knowing how the editor works, pasted the same text FOUR TIMES. That does not look promising. 2) The character is an obvious ripoff of Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf, and hence in violation of copyright. A parody of Rimmer might have been interesting, but all he did was give him antlers. 3) Interesting fact #126314634: YTV used to show Red Dwarf in their evening lineup, until they found out what smeg meant. 4) It doesn't make sense. I highly doubt a character so incompetent would have made it into the space program of the '60's, and why would everyone who died in space turn into a hologram? --[ ViewReq ]-------------------------------------------------------[ Minsc ]-- Enemies of Faerun shiver in their booties at the sound of his name! Minsc! The warrior of The Northern Fist lodge has wandered a long distance from his home. 3000 miles, 2 dimensions, and 29 comics away from his home, this broad Siberian Tiger has been landed in SMT! Why? Because I was really bored and have been playing too much Baulder's Gate... Where was I? Oh yea. This green eyed tiger is all brawn and little brain. He is well muscled and covered in off white fur. His body is marked by a set of striking black stripes. Behind him lashes the customary tiger tail. This ranger is clothed in the spoils of his adventures. He dons a set of elven chain mail and is equipped with a shield of mirrors, a Flametongue, a Dragon's Bane mace, and Kolvo's Axe. With a couple cursed accessories, and he low mentality, he can be a danger to others, good OR bad. But what is a ranger without a companion. Ever present is Boo! The mini-giant space hamster. This orange and white fuzzball squeeks and chatters, though only Minsc seems to understand. Alright you chargen wizards. This is not a Char-Mon character, so nah. But please, give me this. I want a silly character to play...PLEASE! Why is Minsc in SMT? Well his band of adventurers were ridding the world of evil beholders, but those things are sons of bitches! An archbeholdermage sent Minsc into a planar door. The only bad thing is he meant to send him to the fire plane. Minsc awoke knee-deep in the kiwi fields. Now trying to find his way back Minsc is sure to put his foot prints on the buttocks of evildoers! Minsc is a likeable sort, though he is a berserker. He also had about 932 blows to the head. 1000 and he gets a Moonblade! He is a little naive and stupid, but forceful on what he thinks is right. Justice is his prime concern, especially afte rthe death of his witch. His powers pretain to the weapons he has. Granted he is mortal and has no super durability. How will I balance? Cursed Items, stupidity, and Boo! ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- This one actually doesn't look too bad, interesting and funny in places. Except it's a direct Baldur's Gate ripoff - didn't even change the name. Oops. --[ ViewReq ]-----------------------------------------------------[ Wolfos ]-- Wolfos Theo Wolfmun is a 6'3 Gray wolf from the sunny home of the uk. with his ability to use the K-Swords ( a wrist mounted sword that never blunts like thouse knifes do) and the ability to control water. he wanders the world looking for work to earn money to aid him on his quest. To distory all hotdog kind. he has black hind-paws and a white muzzle as well as a black ear. he wear a set of army combat pants as well as a camo-vest.Being normal and chiper dose nothing for a guy that gets his kicks out of watching people run in fear of him, which is ok beocuse normaly people would run in fear from a guy like him. after a less then ideal up bringing ( where he grew a fear of all foods containing the word hotdog and footlong ) and a short time out in the mental home ( where he was given nothing to eat but hotdogs ) he was out and about in the free world....for 5 seconds in which he caused countless amount of damage on several hotdog stands and a little on the odd clolths shop or two. after being let out of jail for crime against meat kind an more then happy to help out with the distruction of SMT, hopeing to get revenge on all the sellers of meat by products shaped like sausages. after leaving the mental home for the second time,he was now 18 and went in to the hill of tibet only to be kicked out a few months later but he got a little training in the arts and also managed to swipe his new best freinds, his k-swords. the only problem is that since he knows how to use the moves. he just dosnt understand them. he was also blessed with in the hll of tibet with the ability to control the element of water ( after a freak incedent involving a soda stream and a bottle of bleach). now wandering the world as a hit-wolf for hire. he stumbled apon the one city he feels at home in, SMT. Now his mission in life is to distory all the hotdog plants over SMT and rid the city of there pure and tasty ways en st ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- Spelling and grammar wise, this application's not half bad. However, the background material makes no sense at all. ....WHY? WHYYYY!? --[ ViewReq ]-----------------------------------------------------[ Sinner ]-- He is a nice person, unless you piss him off. His powers include telepathy, telikinesis, fire magic, the ability to walk within the shadows, walk on water, bone formation, shapeshifting. His weaknesses include water, earth, anything other then fire. ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- It's nice to know he has weaknesses, whoever and whatever he is. --[ ViewReq ]-------------------------------------------------[ Aqua_glitz ]-- My player is named Aqua Glitz. Aqua iOCOCOis a type of farie. She is light green and comes from a forest of lovely creatures, but knows hoow to fight. She looy pretty and seems to fool spectators. She never met her real parents. Rumor has it that they were afraid that if they kept her she would turn against them only a few creatures were able to control a farie. She was then found by a hn and was raised in the arms of the human. There A page missing! ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- Spelling, punctuation, grammar, and consistency are almost entirely lacking. Strange typoes and telnet hiccups abound. There is extremely little background material; why she typed 'A page missing!' instead of typing in the missing page is beyond me. And this was the REVISED application. These next couple apps all share a common problem: --[ ViewReq ]---------------------------------------------------[ Kabanzai ]-- Woah, whats this? It seems this 'dillo is dressed for war.. infact.. she IS! To match this suit she is wearing Heavy Gauntlets, heavy greaves, a backpack.. and a missile launcher.. sure there's a pistol.. but her main weapon seems to be a Deathboard.. a large surfboard with chainsaw edges to it.. Carrying: Battle Helm(#110033) Body Armor(#110031) Zamba-toh(#110032) The thing messed up about here with two invalid line reference and a unkown comand, ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- --[ ViewReq ]-----------------------------------------------------[ R-Zero ]-- A sight not often seen, even in this city... a metal hedgehog, echidna, and dragon robot, crafted out of cobalt-blue metal in sharp, angular forms. The thin silver legs, tipped with large, spiked and articulated boots, still look capable of great power. This dangerous visage is framed a pair of large metallic wings, slightly lighter in hue than the blackish blue body. '.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- --[ ViewReq ]------------------------------------------------------[ Zelos ]-- Standing before you is a bunny but not really her legs and right are are robotic, she appears to have a pair of shield generators on her back that can open up and create an almost impenetrable field around her. She has boosters built into her legs to aid her in flying. She wears a red t-shirt over her torso and has a pair of shorts on her lowerhalf. Her eyes are a sparkling blue that shows herself to be rather intimidating but also along with it kindness. She has a .50 semi-automatic pistol in a holster that is strapped to her left robotic leg. ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- Character Applications do NOT work on the photo-ID principle, guys. :) We want to know who they are, not just what they look like. And if you're bringing in a character from another MU, try and be a little less blatant about it, mkay? --[ ViewReq ]------------------------------------------------------[ balor ]-- OAbalor is known for turning into demons at will .end ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- Which explains why he keeps finding bits of them in his cars' fender... --[ ViewReq ]---------------------------------------------------[ smarmar ]-- This cute little rabbit aint all peaches and cream! He likes to curl up in a nice little fluffy ball and sleep near fires but never undersetimate the power of a fluffball. One of his trademark moves is to sleep so when the enemy just thinks [A[A[A [A[A[A[C[B[D[A[C[B[D[A[C[B[D[1~[5~[A[C[Bttle sleeping furry bunny WAM! he goes into his ball-o-fluff. This is when he begins to roll toward the offender and bowls them over, then whilst the enemy is on the ground he puts his razer sharp claws to the test. Eventually the enemy will be so sore he wont be able to move. This bunny also has the abilit. Any spoken language this bunny is able to listen to and speak but not all the time knows what he is saying. His tongue can get him into a lot of trouble! But the one thing thes bunny hates, is shells. Be it beach or turtles he hates em. If he so much as goes within a foot of a shell he feels sick. Now to his history. He has defeated many offenders such as no poopie cleanup man and the dreaded can closer! And on both occa ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- MY EYES THEY BURN Um, I mean... Guys, if you're using telnet, keep in mind that every single keystroke you type gets transmitted to the MUCK even before you hit enter. This can create problems, especially when your computer and the MUCK disagree on what a backspace is. And yog help you should you hit the arrow keys! Secondly, a paragraph can only be so long, if you make it too long it will cut off the end of what you typed. Make your paragraphs shorter than this guys and you'll be OK. I would very much reccomend you use a MU client such as Beipmu( http://www.beipmu.com/ ). It avoids this and other related problems entirely. --[ ViewReq ]-----------------------------------------[ Magus the Tuna Man ]-- Zacheriah Southpaw was a regular human being born in London, England to Gregor and Julianne Southpaw. He rarely ever saw his parents as they were alwayts tied up with work, he wuold just sit alone in his room playing with his action figures which were given to him in a vain effort by his parents to win his love with toys. By the age of 25, Zacheriah had moved out of the house and lived with his best friend Allan Hoyt. They decided to travel the world together. After they had toured europe their next destination was SMT. Upon arrival, Zacheriah was struck down by a baggage carrier as he left the airport. Allan tried took him to hospitals but they didnt accept him as he had no insurance. Finally a mad doctor living outside SMT accepted him, Dr.Geborkian. After the experime- i mean operation, Zacheriah had found out that the doctor had grafted a genetically engineered oversized tuna head onto his shoulders in place of his orignal head. He was extremely annoyed at what the doctor had done to him and asked for a refund, upon refusal Zacheriah swore revenge on all doctors and people in the medical profession and stormed out of the center. He went to a nearby cliff face to kill himself, he couldnt live with what had happened to him, he leaped off the cliff face and began to fall, just before he hit the sharp pointy rocks below, he glided upwards and began to fly. He landed back on the cliff face, astounded with his ability he tested around for some more powers and found he could control the elements and gravity. He decided to begin a life of crime to begin his revenge on the doctor, stealing jewels and robbing banks. Finding that buying an evil lair would take roughly 3 years of looting, Zacheriah decided to buld his own lair at the cliff face he jumped off. He went there and froze the water at the bottom, then took away the gravity below the forzen area to rise it upwards into the sky, then reset the gravity with a little less than previously to keep it floating, then he made a castle of ice spur through the floating island and made it his permanent lair. He didnt know of what to call himself though. He thought back to his childhood, to his favorite video game, Chrono Trigger. He decided he would now be called, Magus the Tuna Man. His weaknesses include large breasted women and large, fast falling objects. His strengths are his powers, and the ability to resist peer pressure. He likes large breasted women, although it is his weakness (bit like a cigarette addiction eh?) and alcohol. He uses his powers to stop do-gooders and police as he makes his escape from a recent robbery.He would most like at the moment a time machine to grab a dinosaur for his latest scheme. I would like my character on SMT becuase i love to role play and i believe he could make a valued contribution to the MUCK. ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- This app just doesn't make sense. Humans don't exist in this setting, for starters. Plus how does getting a fish-head sewn onto you give you weather and gravity powers? Are there any limits to these powers? What exactly can and can't they do? He also demands his own super-cool hidden antigravity ice-lair right off the bat. His weaknesses don't strike me as being particularly functional or even unique; women and drinks? Congratulations, you've just described 65% of the male population around drinking age. We could do without the angst and suicide, also - this is a humor muck. Once we've read the whole thing we're still none the wiser to WHO the character is and what he's like; throw in the fact that it admits to being a videogame ripoff halfway through and you're left with something rather less than impressive. --[ ViewReq ]-----------------------------------------------------[ warusa ]-- Warusa's a typical tanuki, always looking to liven things up with his penchant for mischief. ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- Way, way, way too short. It tells us nothing about who he is, what he's like, where he came from, powers, weaknesses, resources, or anything. It misses nearly every single question in 'news characters original'. We also don't import things from mythology unless some knowledge of what they're asking for is shown. Give random qualities and powers to a tanuki and you'll generate confusion and anger whenever you run into someone who actually knows what a tanuki is. This applies to all mythology, not just Japanese mythology -- would you give ice powers to thor? -- but we get approximately 9000 times more people applying for tanuki's than we get applying for, um, phoenixes or something. --[ ViewReq ]--------------------------------------------------[ The Spleen ]-- morty McDuggen was an ordinary 21 year old fox morph still living with his parents. One day, while walking down the streets of Supermegatopia, Morty happened to "cut the cheese". since he usually has the most rancid farts, passerbys caught a whiff of the noxious gas and immidiately turned their heads towards him. Extremely embarrased, morty blamed the rancid gas on a nerby gypsy woman. Outragaged, the gypsy woman placed a curse upon morty."This one who has smelt it, shal forever be the one who dealt it!". Ever since then, Morty has been able tois extremely bad gas and aim it at whoever he chooses. Since the gas is so concentrated by Mortys aiming ability, The unlucky victim usually passes stench. Morty has black greasy hair and wears red platform shoes with black and purple striped bellbottom pants and a black t-shirt with a purple as(erg, forget the "to let" part)Morty decided to become s Superhero after he discovered his amaising flatulent ability. no no one is sure why he decided to fight crime, mor ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- Even if it wasn't a blatant ripoff of Mystery Men we're not going to approve this one. Again, we're not the spelling police, but in a medium composed ENTIRELY of text, spelling like this is considered a bad sign. Telnet-isms all over the place hint that this is someone new with no experience at all with the concept of RP, and the character, well, this isn't even a character, it's just a walking fart-joke. --[ ViewReq ]---------------------------------------------------[ charname ]-- In the 70s there was a superheroIn the 70s there was a superhero from Distopia I[C[C[C[Cn the 70s there was a superhero from Distopia named Element.He thought evil for 5 years,saving his girlfriend Elly Ellen multiple times.His powers were to control and become wind,water,earth,and fire.He Married Elly[C[C[C and it was a beautiful marriage til 7 months after they were married he was killed by Robotrabbit[D[rabbit.She morned her loss but gave birth to our hero,Ethan Elrick.His mom told him alot his father and his adventures and so Ethan decided to make his mother proud by becoming a hero and living up to his father's legacy.When Ethan was 13 he developed electric powers,psychic abilites,becomeing covered in metal and controling and becomeing ice,he developed powers like his father but differently.This meant he controled his powers and becames the elements like his father but instead of water,wind,fire,and rock,it was thunder,ice,psychic,and metal.He learned these abilites and trained til he was 28,his mom mad e the costume and he is a tiger furry.His costume was a white spandex suit with a red stripe horizontally across his waist,he also had red gloves and red boots and a red mask(like robin's from batman or teen titans).He is generally compassionate,kind and gentle til he gets into a fight with villains.In supervillian fights he kicks villains ass using his superhero strengths and his intelligence.He is a college graduate and makes his living as a webdesigner for a software company.He really doesn't have any weaknesses but I don't think he can withstand a disintagrator blast.The reason he uses his powers is to make his mom proud and to live up to his father's legacy of being a hero. He came to Supermegatopia to establish himself as a superhero since the place is crawling with them.He wanted to join the Offenders,the JLSMT,or the Supermegatopia Four,but no luck.His greatest fear is spiders and failing everyone he caresabout.He likes women,pinnapple pizza,and video games.He usually says when something bad happens is"HOLY PINNAPPLE"[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[!!".I think he would make a great addition to SMT because I always wanted to see my character in your great online comic plus he has cool powers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- Another one of these! Guys, when we tell you the application command is 'applyreq charname', we DON'T mean that literally. 'charname' should be your character's name. See below for how not to namae your chara. Also, "HOLY PINNAPPLE"[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[!!" = worst warcry ever. Spelling and grammar aside, which may have not been his fault given he was obviously using raw telnet, this guy gives himself WAY to many powers and points out(but doesn't fix) a major flaw -- no weaknesses anywhere, at all. By the way, it's not *OUR* comic. We just RP it(with permission of the authors). For the true source see http://www.supermegatopia.com/ --[ ViewReq ]----------------------------------------------[ Horny Old Man ]-- WhWhhor Horny Old Man, or Hom as I like to call him, is a stubborn old man living at th[C[C[C[Ce Silver Steed Retirement [ Home in the Supermegatopian suburbs. One [D[A[A[A[daly shippment of viagra pills was being delivered the the delivery truck crached into a truck full of Radioactive material. Scinc[Cince the crash happened right in fron of his doorstep HOM walked over to the crash site t oget his bottle of viagra. Unfortunetalty, the bottle got submerged in radioactive sluge and when he poped one of the pills in his mouth, he aquired several strange, yet useful powersHOM now possesed incredible strength and the power to fly with flatulence. now that he has theese startling new powers, HOM decided to use them to show all theese young [A [A[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[Csuper heros a thing or two by fighting crime himself. The only known weakness HOM has is his fear of running out of viagra. ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- No. Just no. We are NOT letting this thing in. I kid you not, someone really applied this. --[ ViewReq ]------------------------------[ (the torist) E e comes [D[D[D ]-- E is touristforun out of town. while not a hero or a villan he is a good samaritan and helps out when he can. this can be a problem because e is useally farily gullible and is sometimes tanke advantaied of. one when asked to help hold up a bank he litterly pick up the bank and held it so tyhe person cou find what the dropped bentih it. e wonders around the city tring to find his holt roomwiche he forgot two dayint inot his vist to the city. e has an semmily inderstructable gitar and makes his makes his money to live off of by playing street preforamsin for change and the occaisanl club. super powers. e come from a line with on shared ability. they all die. and they die time and time again but they always come back to life with random powers. death is very importain to them and is vied as healthy. two years ago e had an accadent that didn't kill him. since then he's surived evey accidne that he's been in at first no one worried but as time wore on and he surived more and more both e and his family started to worry. so takeing his ansters gitar he started out on foot to cross the world and look for his death again. he helped many people along the wand and finaly made his way super megatopia here he checked into some hotel and bedan serchin ths city. while sercehing he hand many brushes with death but so far has yet to find death again. after his first time helping somein the the city a big fuss was made and E ran away. since then when helping others e puts a bag over his face. paper plastic he dosn't care as long as his face is cover. he keeps his gitar with him even if the walking an elderly citixane acrosse the street or starin down a villian capaple of city wide destruction. of the villan he's seen he only fears carrion. the thought of being broght back form death if he ever finds as a pathicts shadow of himself scares him as he would never be able to die again. his currt abilitys include mpd spellsong magic (he sings it and it happens) and the abililty to surive almost anything. the last power he dosen't want but figuers that his next death would cancle it oun and give him new powers and ablilites. he is usely bullet proof but is never proof again supior strenght , blade or neddles. his gitar is tougher then capatin kiwi's sheild but he dosn't seem to use it as either a sheild or a weapon e refers to himself as a boheiman when asked about himself. the list of objective he hold himself to 1 die , 2 get super her autographs, 3 find hotel with my bags 4 die 5 paly int park to earn money 6 eat , 7wriet home find out familes now powers 8 try to stop super villan die (if lucky) in attempt 9 eat dinner 10 tring to find hotal i sat at last night. e is of average hight and build. if not for the gitar he would be indigsuable form other SMT tourist as he bumbles through the day looking for adventure a clue and the return of his death powers a free spirt. a fractuer mind power on the preverbal blink but still having the time of his life E is the goofball out of towner that plays as the hero game while tring to make ends meat and get the most out of life in the world most excitlin and kiwi filled city. at least untill he decides to head back home e pefers peace over war and will fight to have his peace while a passable fighter e losess many more fights then he wins and serves as a distrastion until other vigliants can come to his aid he uselly dose this with sone and no weapon. he is very easy to distract but he dosn't let the get in his way. things he can not do. breath under water breath in space keep his mind together when not in crisis. ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- Again, we're not the grammar nazis -- we understand that nobody's perfect, typos happen, and all that. As long as we can easily read it, it's good enough. In this respect, punctuation is even more important than spelling -- we can figure out what a 'gitar' is with a little thought, but a few well-placed commas make all the difference between a comprehensible paragraph and a pile of schitzophrenic word salad. The very core idea of this app might have some merit, but a LOT more clarification will be needed on powers before we'd even consider it. Changing your powers on a whim is a no-no, you need wiz permission for that every time. --[ ViewReq ]-------------------------------------------------------[ Rena ]-- Rena is about 8 feet tall and weighs about 3000 pounds. Looking at her head she has very long brown hair that arches forward as a giant brown bang and the rest laying upon her big back. Her cheeks were big and soft, like squishy base balls easy to mold in your hand. There is white fur on her cheeks and also on her plump wide muzzle. On the tip of her muzzle was a soft wet pink fox nose. her eye color is green and you can see cute eye lashes around her eyes as well. Black in color. Under her chin there were about 2 or maybe 3 rolls of chin fat that you can notice. Her ears are pointy yellow with white fox fur tips on them. Her forehead amazingly has dainty looking dull cute shiny female cow horns. This is description about her head too. Her neck...well looks more like she has no neck since it looks like her head was just put on a set of shoulders. Maybe that giant yellow form of fat around where her neck would be is her neck. She is a fat one indeed. Her shoulders are short but nicely fat with yellow fur poofing up. Her front and back are covered with a sort of white T shirt with black patches on it. Her back bears some sort of pair of wings there too. They were Dragon wings and they were 10 feet big in most ways. It was extremely tight and looked more like a bra instead of a snug shirt. When you look closer at her shirts neck opening it shows an amazing display of cleavage that was a double E size female chest showing. Looking at her arms they are very chunky and fat with meat and looked partly cone shape while somehow managing to retain movement. Her mighty chest rests upon her even mightier belly which was about 5 or 6 feet spherical and touching the floor. Looking closer at her belly you notice there were 4 udder teats sticki Her hips, as you can guess, are greatly wide and extend to about.....maybe 9..or 10 feet wide which is bigger then she is tall. What does she wear you ask? Well who said she wore a regular fitting of pants? She's too big to fit in them as you can see. Her behind even sticks out 3 feet while each butt cheek is about 5 feet each? Her tail stretches out to about 8 or 9 feet long and very very very very very fluffy and comfy. Almost like if she wrapped it around you you can just fall asleep on how big and fluffy it is. She doesn't look like she has knee joints from how fat and thick her legs looked. Her feet...well they're big, bout half anthromorphic and half human and about 11 or 12 inches in size? There was white fur on her feet and up to her knees with yellow fur up the rest of the way from the knees to her waist and her crotch till there was a patch of white there where you can maybe notice a loin cloth. What you can find noticeable is the pink spherically swollen udder she has. That thing is eve Rena's powers are super strength, mobility in any weight or size, protection against physical attacks, milk that makes people fat like her, 'udder' senses:meaning she can sense trouble from the tingle of her udders, and flight. Rena's weaknesses are an emotional disability, awkward behavior, food, laziness, confusion, and lack of...intelligence is all I will say. ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- If this is the sort of character you're going to apply... go away. You will not get approved, and if you sneak through with a more standard character you will not like the RP here. WE ARE NOT A SEX MUCK. WE ARE NOT A FETISH MUCK. You can't waltz in and find yiffers begging to experience the joy of your particular kinks. That the SuperMegaTopia comic sometimes edges on these things does NOT mean we're devoted to that one small aspect in particular. Such stuff is OK in private but this is a furry superhero muck, not a city-wide all-kinks brothel. Incidentally, soliciting random players for tinysex is against the rules. ----------[ ViewReq ]--------------------------------------------[ Chronos ]-- \\ All foes ofg goodness must tremble before Khronos Chronos is a powerful boy, the son of one of the 3 Godessews of goodness and a infamous dark lord Chronos has the abilities to travel through times and light matter control. Dispite his weird origin, Chronos has a fixation to cheesecake andis hyperactive. He is a black monkey with brown eyes and a blue uni.exit ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- 1) Half-god?  There's been very, very few god-related characters on SMTmuck and given how they behaved we're leery about allowing any more.  They're not just overpowered, they're boring. 2) The son of one of the goddesses of goodness and an "infamous dark lord"?   Certainly not infamous enough for who it was, how this bizzare relationship happened, when, if or how it fits into SMT canon, etc. to be mentioned at all.  The purpose of character applications is to tell the wizzes about your character, how it behaves, what it can and can't do, where it came from, etc.  This tells us nearly nothing. 3) Travel through times?  No.  We're careful about handing out grand world-altering powers like that, even to people who have some idea what this place's theme and limits are. 4) I'm assuming "light matter control" means "control of matter that's not particularly heavy" rather than "not dark matter".  This is not a bad power, actually, but deserves a LOT more explanation.  Things like, how much can he lift, how far away, how long, exceptions, etc. 5) Fixation to cheesecake!  Wow!  What an original idea!  That sure tells me everything I need to understand about this character to know it won't become an obnoxious powergaming twink if I let it in... actually, no.  It doesn't. 6) In fact, nearly EVERYTHING important is missing.  A windowful or two is a good size, this is just 6 lines.  Nearly every suggestion in 'news characters original' was missed. --[ ViewReq ]----------------------------------------------------[ Tombman ]-- Tom B. Man Usualy he stands at around 9feet, his body is well muscled to a bodybuilders physique and abit more, he has blue eyes. He is a Wox or a Wolf/Fox so his fur on his body is mostly grey except for the area's of his hands, feet, hair and ear tips which is a dark black, his tail is also tipped black and it is fox like. He usualy either wears a black t shirt and blue jeans or just a red speedo. His personality is most of the time nice, gentlemanlike, nervous, and at times can be very thick, also his mind usualy drifts off onto the female subject. The only powers he has is his super strength,invulnerability, and ability to grow to around skyscraper heights. He has lived most his life in SMT, his family often moving around alot, for a while he was shy and abit nerdy, his head always in abook and very anti social. Untill he hit puberty, which then afterwards his mind always thinking of the opposite sex compelled him to be more social, as well as work out fixating on the thought that bigger is better. But h But he still had a thirst for knowledge so he, graduated from SMT High with high honors, but was trapped at his job at working at a small store before he could get to collage and when the emu-tant sttepped on his familes house (luckily no one was harmed) his collage money was spent to get a new home and survive. So now he spends most of his days working job from job useing his muscles and brains, recenlty he got a nice job at the SMT museum, replacing and re configuring the skeletons of the Dinos Carrion reanimates and then gets wreaked by the heros. His goals are too get a job at SMT Labs as a scientist specialy after taking a field trip there and witnessing the breast enlargement department at work and also taking a wrong turn and waking up the next day stuck in a tube, naked and the ability to grow. Also he wants to meet as many ladies as possible, top on his list Buxum Gal, Kine, and Cleavage Lady. insert line 2 line 2 < insert at line 2 > But he still had a thirst for knowledge so he, graduated from SMT High with high honors, but was trapped at his job at working at a small store before he could get to collage and when the emu-tant sttepped on his familes house (luckily no one was harmed) his collage money was spent to get a new home and survive. So now he spends most of his days working job from job useing his muscles and brains, recenlty he got a nice job at the SMT museum, replacing and re configuring the skeletons of the Dinos Carrion reanimates and then gets wreaked by the heros. His goals are too get a job at SMT Labs as a scientist specialy after taking a field trip there and witnessing the breast enlargement department at work and also taking a wrong turn and waking up the next day stuck in a tube, naked and the ability to grow. Also he wants to meet as many ladies as possible, top on his list Buxum Gal, Kine, and Cleavage Lady. Public Um something is wrong with CA application home edit 1: Tom B. Man Usualy he stands at around 9feet, his body is well muscled to a bodybuilders physique and abit more, he has blue eyes. He is a Wox or a Wolf/Fox so his fur on his body is mostly grey except for the area's of his hands, feet, hair and ear tips which is a dark black, his tail is also tipped black and it is fox like. He usualy either wears a black t shirt and blue jeans or just a red speedo. His personality is most of the time nice, gentlemanlike, nervous, and at times can be very thick, also his mind usualy drifts off onto the female subject. The only powers he has is his super strength,invulnerability, and ability to grow to around skyscraper heights. He has lived most his life in SMT, his family often moving around alot, for a while he was shy and abit nerdy, his head always in abook and very anti social. Untill he hit puberty, which then afterwards his mind always thinking of the opposite sex compelled him to be more social, as well as work out fixating on the thought that bigger is better. Bu line 2 public How do I insert lines But he still had a thirst for knowledge so he, graduated from SMT High with high honors, but was trapped at his job at working at a small store before he could get to collage and when the emu-tant sttepped on his familes house (luckily no one was harmed) his collage money was spent to get a new home and survive. So now he spends most of his days working job from job useing his muscles and brains, recenlty he got a nice job at the SMT museum, replacing and re configuring the skeletons of the Dinos Carrion reanimates and then gets wreaked by the heros. His goals are too get a job at SMT Labs as a scientist specialy after taking a field trip there and witnessing the breast enlargement department at work and also taking a wrong turn and waking up the next day stuck in a tube, naked and the ability to grow. Also he wants to meet as many ladies as possible, top on his list Buxum Gal, Kine, and Cleavage Lady. done ---------------------------------------------------------------------[ End ]-- Good gravy, where do I begin? Ridiculously overpowered -- invincible, superstrong, and building sized? No weaknesses to speak of? Complete and total lack of background? Inability to read instructions(this is NOT a minor character, which he applied as; this is an original) Or should I leave it as an exercise for the reader? The editor, though, she is a tricky wee beastie, so I blame him not for struggling with it, amusing though the results may be. Character Interviews -------------------- If you're doing a character interview instead of an automated application, here is one thing NOT to do during the interview: "Zebra_Guest kicks you both in the ass" That is all. Names that Don't Work --------------------- PLEASE Keep your names reasonably short and don't use spaces, quotes, or weird characters that make it hard to type... In other words, don't do like these: The Silver Crusader Kodi [Umitsu] Bow-Wow-Ka-Pow-Pow Kenzo "Vermilion" Jin'iteki Kenzo Jin'iteki Magus The Tuna Man (the torist) E e comes [D[D[D Too Much Sugar Glider Postfix: Using the Editor -------------------------- The editor seems to be a source of confusion for many. It is not a text editor like notepad or word.. you can't move up and down in lines with arrow keys, edit parts of lines, or anything like that. It doesn't even display the stuff you typed in unless you tell it to. What you CAN do is: * Type in entire lines/paragraphs of text. You don't need to do anything special to type in text, just type in words and hit enter and it'll accept it. Each time you hit enter it goes to the next paragraph. * Display what you've already typed. '.l' on a line by itself will display the whole thing. * Delete lines. If you have goofed up and want to delete a line, you can '.del line' and it will delete that particular line number and let you re-enter it. * Save and quit. '.end' on a line by itself will save any changes you have made and return you to the MUCK. * Quit without saving. '.abort' quits without keeping any changes you may have made. There is more you can do with the editor, but this is enough to just plain type stuff in. '.h' on a line by itself will print help information if you want it.